Posted by April MacIntyre
Oct 30, 2010, 18:42 GMT
At this point, what can I say about Charlie Sheen that hasn't been dumped out, chopped up and lined up for your snorting consumption?
US actor Charlie Sheen needs to find his peace EPA/RICK GIASE
Sheen is a good actor, and it seems like he comes from a nice Catholic family led by esteemed actor, father Martin Sheen.
His brother Emilio, too, is a fine thespian. But Charlie, with all his gifts and leg-up advantages that have helped him secure plum film roles and lucrative TV shows (why anyone watches "Two and a Half Men" is one of life's biggest mysteries) has not realized how short life is, and how lucky he has been and what really matters, you know, like his family and loved ones. Maybe giving back in some sort of charitable bent, like his Pop is famous for.
And not crowing about your prized watch collection. How many wrists can you adorn with your fancy watches Charlie? Do you sleep well at night? Apparently not.
But cliches define his life right now. Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.
Which brings us to the most laughable latest entry in the alleged whore who stepped in crap and came out smelling like a rose saga: Ms. Capri Anderson, who probably got Gloria Allred's number from Rachel Uchitel or one of the many alleged Tiger sluts.
TMZ reports that Anderson is suing Charlie Sheen for non-payment of her sexual services, yet she claims she is no prostitute, but merely a porn star.
Semantics, hooker-ized for your entertainment pleasure.
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