Posted by April MacIntyre Aug 19, 2010, 21:29 GMT
If there is anyone who needs a tell-all written up exposing what an alleged whackadoo he is, it is the master race's poster boy: Spencer Pratt.
Crazy eyes are working- Spencer Pratt - © PRN / PR Photos
The self proclaimed "King" is a wide-eyed Crystal festooned pop agitator who smacked up a fellow reality TV costar on the NBC trainwreck reality series "I'm a Celebrity," and he is now ready to spill secrets on his estranged "wife" Heidi.
What on earth could he tell us about "The Hills" Colorado transplant that we don't already know?
That she loves Jesus?
Maybe she's a secret Muslim.
That she loves her deceased plastic surgeon?
Maybe she's really a natural beauty and FAKED her surgery for press!
Pratt, 26, tells UsMagazine.com that he is spilling all the secrets with ex Heidi Montag, "including new details about her tormented relationship with her mother, Darlene Egelhoff."
"My last book, How to be Famous, didn't make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section," Pratt tells Us. "This one is going to be totally different. I'm not holding anything back."
Montag is apoplectic: "This is exactly why I left him," she said. "Right now I'm looking into my legal options."
Montag filed for divorce after one year of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences. Their divorce is expected to be finalized on Valentine's Day of next year.
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