Posted by April MacIntyre Jun 30, 2010, 20:52 GMT
Nothing stinks more than finding out your beloved has been stepping out on you and lying to your face. Even worse is when it is public news and you can't get away from the gnarly details or the lawyered-up trollops who boo hoo that your man promised them the moon.
Tiger Woods of the United States hits his tee shot on the 10th hole during the third round of the 110th US Open Championship on the Pebble Beach Golf Links in Pebble Beach, California, USA, 19 June 2010. EPA/DEANNE FITZMAURICE
Or in one alleged case for Tiger Woods, had his baby.
Put upon wife Elin Nordegren is young, beautiful and has a lot of money now. Elin hit the motherload and reportedly wins $750M, custody of the two children and a pile of real estate in exchange for no kiss and tell action, ever.
Even if Tiger goes to the big links in the sky before her.
Also stipulated in the divorce is Tiger being banned from letting his girlfriends near his daughter and son. Only if he marries the girl can they meet his two kids.
Elin must never discuss Tiger's main squeeze Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and over a baker's dozen of assorted lovelies.
Nordegren lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth way more than initially estimated.
Nordegren reportedly will not be able to permanently relocate them to her homeland of Sweden.
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