Posted by April MacIntyre Feb 15, 2010, 18:47 GMT
What do you do when someone you truly love dies? You get right on your Twitter account and blather every little detail, to the tune of 170+ tweets as your love one lay in a hospital morgue, somewhere.
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Or, better yet, you offer your womb to your brother because you are such a swell kind person.
Even more, you tape yourself having an allegedly concussive "accident" falling ass over tea kettle backwards in a chair, which sets up the next drama for the Internet-cum-reality TV star Tila Tequila, who is a self-proclaimed record company mogul ready to go toe-to-toe with the Perez Hiltons of the world.
Sounds like an exhausting schedule, juggling all these Novella-esque stories, but for Tila Tequila, today's headline reveals her unborn child has some issues, and that she may miscarry at any moment according to her Twitter, TMZ, radaronline.com and anyone who will take her calls for updates.
A Russian baby adoption looms too, according to Radaronline. EXCLUSIVELY.
Tila posted all the happy news on her Twitter page:
"I just woke up in the middle of the night cuz im having these intense sharp pains in my belly."
"Something is definitely wrong. The hospital gave me a list of symptoms & this is one of them."
"I told my friend I would just kill myself if anything ever happened."
"MY SUPER DUPER SEXY MILF PHOTOSHOOT VIDEO! CHECK IT OUT! HOTTT! 26 minutes ago from web
Im so happy! My Son Jayden is waiting 4 me in Russia! Im going there for 21 days to spend time with him & love him so he knows im his mommy! 42 minutes ago from web As 4 those ppl calling me a whore! Shut ur mouth! I am saving a little baby boy who is an orphan & is sick! Im saving his life! so shut up! about 2 hours ago from web AHHH IM SO HAPPY I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IN WORDS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW! THEN I WILL SPEND A MONTH IN RUSSIA WITH MY NEW SON 2 BOND WITH HIM! about 2 hours ago from web THIS IS 100% CONFIRMED!!!!! I'M GOING TO ADOPT A BABY BOY ABOUT 2 YEARS OLD FROM RUSSIA AND IM GOING TO BE HIS MOMMY! SO HAPPY!!! about 2 hours ago from web IM SO BLESSED! IN SECRET, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS ADOPTION FOR A LONG TIME!! WITHIN THE NEXT MONTH OR 2 I CAN VISIT MY BABY BOY IN RUSSIA! about 2 hours ago from web ATTENTION EVERYONE! I have been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!! about 2 hours ago from web Ok are you ready for this??? I just got off the phone with the adoption agency I've been working with for a while and guess what??????????? about 2 hours ago from web OMG GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT?? CAN U GUESS?? THIS HAS JUST MADE MY ENTIRE DAY! GUESSS????? about 3 hours ago from web
Life goes on. For those who follow the drama closely, note that Tila's mourning has broken, as the skin on her Twitter page has shed the picture of Tila and her "wifey" the late Casey Johnson, replaced by her new brand logo, "Tila's Hot Spot."
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