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Recap: BravoTV’s ‘Below Deck,’ The I’m Not Your Geisha Boy Edition

Tonight’s episode of BravoTV’s “Below Deck” should have been titled “What Not to Do in the Service Industry.” Then everybody watching could have treated that hot mess like a live tutorial on how not to behave toward paying guests on a multi-million dollar charter yacht. No seriously, as somebody who owns a company that provides

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Recap: ‘Below Deck,’ How NOT to Treat the Guests Edition

We all knew that deckhand Andrew was lying about his experience on BravoTV’s “Below Deck,” but we didn’t realize quite how bad it was. Like it was total fiction. Kid doesn’t know anything about anything and it’s actually dangerous for him and the rest of the crew. You have to know what the heck you’re

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Recap: ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Gotti Bombshell Edition

To borrow a line from Antonique Smith’s song – “Hold Up, Wait a Minute!” Did Victoria Gotti just tell us that Rino slept with his mother-in-law to cause his first divorce from Teresa? I think that’s what was just revealed in the last two minutes of the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” on BravoTV tonight.

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Recap: Bravo’s “Below Deck,” The Gold Digging Replacement Edition

The ship is sinking for Bravo’s “Below Deck” without last season’s star Adrienne Gang. Numbers don’t lie and neither do all the viewer tweets bitching about her gold-digging replacement. Although she’s got some funny one-liners, the new head steward is a self-proclaimed Sugar Daddy hunter. In fact, the whole reason she went into yachting and

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Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, The ‘Double Bag’ Edition

General consensus of the viewers’ live-tweeting tonight is that this season of BravoTV’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” is BOOORRRRRINGG! Gotta agree. We went from a couple of actual families with actual wives to a bunch of really whiny women fighting all the time. Oh wait, the only diff is that the old crew actually

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Recap: Bravo TV’s ‘Below Deck,’ Left In The Microwave Too Long Edition

I’m just going to admit that I was definitely #TeamAdrienne for BravoTV’s “Below Deck” last season and I almost didn’t watch when I heard they weren’t bringing her back. But there aren’t a lot of shows filmed in my neighborhood (the Caribbean) so curiosity got the best of me. Let’s start with who IS back

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Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, Teresa Is The Voice of Reason Edition

And the Best Tweet of the Night Award goes to @CaitlinDistler during tonight’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” on BravoTV. “When @Teresa_Giudice is the voice of reason s**t has gotten bad #RHONJ” OMG. That was HILARIOUS. And true. Seriously. Let’s evaluate. Amber is bats**t nuts. The twins are like nails on a chalkboard. Melissa is

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Recap: Real Housewives of New York, Manhattan’s a Ghost Town in Summer Edition

Why does BravoTV always slide in the BEST line on their teasers? OMG. Did you catch when, next week on Part 3 of “The Real Housewives of New York” reunion, they ask Sonja Morgan why she forgave Aviva? “I’m able to forgive her [Aviva] because I’m a Christian,” Sonja explains. Was anybody else waiting for