Said relic is Corey Feldman, the child actor better known for carousing with Corey Haim and a less-controversial Michael Jackson and dabbling in illegal substances at a young age than for his movies (which included The Goonies and Stand By Me). Make no mistake, writers Alana McNair and Kate Wilkinson leave no campy stone unturned in this incarnation.
Alana McNair, Kate Wilkinson, Corey Feldman, and Aaron Haskell
That last sentence should not give anything away. For anyone who slept through the Me-Decade, the gist of Attraction can be summed up with this blueprint: Michael Douglas is a successful Manhattan lawyer with a wife and daughter (named after the young girl who played the daughter in the movie, Ellen Hamilton Latzen, but played by get this! Aaron Haskell, an adult male). He has an affair one weekend, after which his mistress rapidly becomes psychotic and stalks him and his family, until she, in typical filmic fashion, must be stopped.
The script itself is merely a skeleton, but if McNair and Wilkinson are to blame, they also deserve praise for their performances, as well as their appearance, including designer Wendy Yang's tacky '80s outfits and frizzed-out hairstyles that hit the stratosphere. Additionally, Feldman clearly relishes his role. Director Timothy Haskell also helps pepper the play with several inspired strokes, including a dream ballet, some samurai-style Kill Bill maneuvers (choreographed by Rod Kinter), and, as the title implies, a Greek chorus. Kellie Arens, Nick Arens, Ebony A. Cross and Sergio Lobito comprise this quartet, sometime quoting direct Greek verse in addition to aiding with the soundtrack and playing bit ensemble parts.
What Attraction lacks in depth and originality, it certainly compensates for with winking humor. Still, I'd love to see what kind of substantive work McNair and Wilkinson, two graduates of NYU'S Tisch School, can come up with. Until then, though, audiences could do much worse than to check out this good, dirty fun. Come on, it stars a Goonie!
Fatal Attraction: A Greek Tragedy is playing at the East 13th Street Theater. For tickets visit www.fatalattractiontheplay.com.