Article archive for category "Damned Dirty Apes"
Saturday 02 June 2012
- She works hard for the money: Crystal Harris 'Number One' Hef lover
Thursday 16 February 2012
- Chris Brown flirting with disaster, new allegations of stupidity
Wednesday 15 February 2012
- Shakira's BlackBerry lures murderous sea lion
Saturday 28 January 2012
- Alien abductee Fran Drescher new celebrity poster child for 'Don't Speak'
Tuesday 24 January 2012
- Angelina Jolie allegedly rude to Stacy Keibler on private flight
Tuesday 10 January 2012
- Dear Lindsay Lohan: Don't even try it: The Liz Lifetime movie
Wednesday 14 December 2011
- Derek Jeter doles out parting gifts to one-night stands, allegedly
Monday 12 December 2011
- Lindsay Lohan's tedious news continues, purse back but alleged cash stash is gone
Sunday 11 December 2011
- Lindsay Lohan can't keep track of her purses or passports
Friday 09 December 2011
- Rick Perry's awkward jacket selection (VIDEO)
Thursday 08 December 2011
- Lindsay Lohan's slatternly Playboy cover leaked online
Wednesday 07 December 2011
- Alec Baldwin: Rosa Parks of celebrity millionaire First Class-cabin iPhone douchbags?
Friday 02 December 2011
- Khloe the Honey Badger of Kardashians, most likable
Tuesday 08 November 2011
- Brett Ratner checked out Lohan for 'cooties' before sleeping with her
Saturday 22 October 2011
- Lindsay Lohan's awful parents add to her misery
Thursday 29 September 2011
- Holly Madison hedges her breasts: Insurance from Lloyds of London
Thursday 08 September 2011
- Will Smith's limo driver allegedly is patient zero in marriage bust-up rumor mill
Monday 05 September 2011
- Madonna hates hydrangeas, you got that, gift givers? (VIDEO)
Tuesday 30 August 2011
- President Obama's drunken, illegal Uncle Omar may be deported, or not
Friday 26 August 2011
- Sinead O'Connor shares way too much on her blog
Sunday 31 July 2011
- Nobody wants to know if 85 year-old Hugh Hefner is doing it
Tuesday 19 July 2011
- Rachel Uchitel just won't go away: Elin haunted by her still
Wednesday 15 June 2011
- Couple of red Fiat Punto driving kooks try to kidnap and kill Joss Stone
- Kim Kardashian wedding to eclipse Star Jones' sponsored nuptials
Tuesday 24 May 2011
- Estella Warren allegedly an idiot: Arrested for DUI, Hit and Run, Assault and Escape
Thursday 12 May 2011
- Lindsay Lohan steals necklace, awarded a bracelet
Wednesday 04 May 2011
- No Devil Dogs? The horror of Katy Perry's childhood
Sunday 01 May 2011
- Love is lovelier the fifth time around, Lorenzo Lamas weds Shawna Craig
Monday 21 March 2011
- Sammy Hagar: Aliens, Sex Tents, Tequila Shots and David Lee Roth
Friday 18 March 2011
- Carlos Estevez has luck of the Irish: Sheen sells out Radio City Music Hall TWICE
Thursday 17 March 2011
- Kate Middleton and her family starting to be picked apart by British press
Monday 14 March 2011
- Too Soon? Apparently yes for Gilbert Gottfried
- Justin Bieber caught with wax in his ears, Tussauds unveiling details
Friday 11 March 2011
- Justin Timberlake fizzles out with Biel, Tony Danza files divorce papers
Thursday 10 March 2011
- Beatles revenge: Liverpool swarms Justin Bieber, lockdown situation VIDEO
Wednesday 09 March 2011
- Chuck Norris: Progressives, Gays control public school system
Saturday 05 March 2011
- Jewish like me: Charlie Sheen's mitzvah for Haiti with Sean Penn coming together
Friday 04 March 2011
- Charlie Sheen, apparently Winning all the way around, some thoughts UPDATE
Thursday 03 March 2011
- Courtney Love, not #Winning on Twitter, loses defamation lawsuit
Monday 28 February 2011
- Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way' sees conflicted birth of Monster Nation, video
Friday 18 February 2011
- Tabloid fade away: Paris is 30, Lindsay's family sells her out, Sheen yammers on
Thursday 17 February 2011
- Porsche driving pedophile Keith Brown finally confesses molestations
Wednesday 09 February 2011
- Lindsay Lohan's very bad, awful day in LA
Tuesday 08 February 2011
- Paul Haggis defection from Scientology another chink in the cult's armor UPDATE
Sunday 06 February 2011
- Charlie Sheen, poor little rich boy, gold teeth, porn star friends, 'lockdown'
Thursday 20 January 2011
- Tattoo You: Jesse James to take Kat Von D as a wife
Wednesday 12 January 2011
- Charlie Sheen embalming himself while alive, allegedly
Monday 03 January 2011
- Kim Kardashian can sing, another dagger straight to Paris Hilton's heart
Friday 31 December 2010
- Jennifer Aniston not feeling the love from some British men
Thursday 30 December 2010
- Rupert Everett thinks Hollywood is conservative, audio interview
Tuesday 28 December 2010
- Monaco society scandal: Princess Caroline and Prince Ernst, and the brothel model
- LeAnn and Eddie's planned nuptials spark new round of tabloid wars
Sunday 26 December 2010
- Hefner's Marriage Math: 1950s Marrying Man Twitters engagement to 24 year-old
Thursday 23 December 2010
- The Coal List: M&C looks at the clunkers of 2010
- Merry Christmas: Stephen Baldwin sues Kevin Costner
Tuesday 21 December 2010
- We want to go drinking with Dr. Drew
Thursday 16 December 2010
- Diddy party, six kids, no moms, pal Hart laughs as model's hair ignites, buy Ciroc
Tuesday 14 December 2010
- Court in session, George Clinton vs Black Eyed Peas, your call
Monday 13 December 2010
- Nicole Richie wedding: Elephant in room is Paris Hilton
Friday 03 December 2010
- Josh Duhamel angers flight crew, expelled from plane
Saturday 27 November 2010
- Texas wastes money and manpower on state treasure, Willie Nelson
Tuesday 23 November 2010
- Capri Anderson may be a Wal-Mart greeter after all, Sheen fights back
Tuesday 02 November 2010
- Claims made that Randy and Evi Quaid are suffering from 'rare disorder'
- Cher issues old age warning to family members to work out
- Beautiful, talented Demi Lovato now poster child of bullying
Monday 01 November 2010
- 'Star Whackers' ruined Dennis Quaid's career, says Evi, video
- Charlie, it's time to reclaim the Estevez, and dump the 'Sheen'
Saturday 30 October 2010
- Capri Anderson latest alleged tart to cash in on rich famous dumb dude
Thursday 21 October 2010
- Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, the Diamond Dogs of pop culture
- Paulina Porizkova angers women over 40
Monday 11 October 2010
- Justin Bieber Inc: Nail polish, dolls, memoir and more
Friday 01 October 2010
- Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are pure Horsesh*t
Sunday 19 September 2010
- The Quaids bring more crazy to Hollyweird
Saturday 18 September 2010
- Vegas jackpot: Paris Hilton's legal team, the best money can buy
Tuesday 14 September 2010
- When Vince Neil smells like a burrito, time to call a divorce lawyer
Wednesday 08 September 2010
- Paris Hilton gives Camel Toe a whole new meaning
Thursday 02 September 2010
- James Cameron upsets the Piranha 3D people in quality flap
- Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's deal is getting weird
Sunday 29 August 2010
- Paris Hilton lives in a different universe than the rest of us
Friday 20 August 2010
- Chippy D needs to take her Leopard booty to house arrested Facialist
Thursday 19 August 2010
- Spencer Pratt, what are you going tell us about Heidi we don't know?
Wednesday 18 August 2010
- Topless Tila Tequila taunts rowdy Juggalos fans, then wants to sue
Monday 16 August 2010
- Mel Gibson smacks up Malibu Canyon with a Maserati
Sunday 15 August 2010
- Sheryl Crow's recycled toilet paper and Ketel One needs
Saturday 31 July 2010
- Casey Affleck hit with second sexual harassment suit
Friday 30 July 2010
- Laurence Fishburne's daughter a porn star now, inspired by Kim Kardashian
- Heidi Montag, good luck extricating yourself from Spencer Pratt
Monday 26 July 2010
- Paris Hilton is exhausted trying to make headlines these days
Sunday 25 July 2010
- Casey Affleck, David Boreanaz and House M.D. all being sued for sexual harassment
Friday 23 July 2010
- Billy Corgan smashed his pumpkin, video
- Harvey Levin's TMZ debunks Oksana's latest Mel Jew baiting allegations
Tuesday 20 July 2010
- Joey Chestnut set to eat up Comic Con, Tin Fish on lockdown, details
- Go to jail already Lindsay Lohan, and take Paris Hilton with you
Thursday 15 July 2010
- Mel Gibson pilloried in press, ex comes to his defense, more questions
Monday 12 July 2010
- Why did Marvel shame Edward Norton over Avengers dump?
- What made Mel so angry in the first place? Questions for latest audiotape, listen
- Feud? Joan Rivers doesn't even know who Samantha Ronson is
Saturday 10 July 2010
- Skinny Angelina Jolie running out of space for tattoo fetish, new one on inner thigh
Friday 09 July 2010
- When Mel Gibson breaks it off, it's harsh, the audio tapes
- Bet the farm: Paul the psychic octopus picks Spain, video
- Dina and Michael Lohan add to Lindsay Lohan's public shame
- Pat Riley and no state tax means LeBron James is Miami bound
Thursday 08 July 2010
- Mel Gibson's ongoing mid-life crisis bites him on the 'sugartits'
- LeBron James alleged father claims he committed statutory rape, works for SEC
- Just when you think John Edwards' sex tape story couldn't get worse
- Dilaudid for dental pain, Lindsay Lohan, who is your dentist?
Wednesday 07 July 2010
- Lindsay will only be in the pokey 23 days if she's good, VIDEO
Tuesday 06 July 2010
- Kelsey Grammer 'Father's Day' story is making us crazy
- Wham! George Michael is the worst driver ever, allegedly
- The Artist known as Prince is a luddite
Sunday 04 July 2010
- Melissa Etheridge and Tammy's acrimonious split revealed in blogs, lyrics
- Channing Tatum's wife Jenna naked in snakeskin paint PETA ad
- Paris Hilton still cannot upstage Kardashians or Lohan
- Dave Chappelle's intestinal distress forces plane to land
Friday 02 July 2010
- Mel Gibson is having the worst mid-life crisis ever, allegedly
Thursday 01 July 2010
- Lindsay Lohan scamming retailers? New lawsuit
- Chris Brown's BET blubbering may have been faked
- 'Lummox' Al Gore's sex crazed Poodle story not going away soon
Wednesday 30 June 2010
- Well played Elin Nordegren, silence really is golden
Tuesday 29 June 2010
- German soccer coach Jogi Löw's booger recon mission caught for FIFA posterity
Monday 28 June 2010
- John Legend versus the hairline Twitter trolls
Saturday 29 May 2010
- Heidi Montag scrapes off Spencer Pratt
Thursday 27 May 2010
- 50 Cent down to a Quarter, emaciated rapper pulls a 'Machinist'
- Justin Bieber versus the glass door, take two, video
Wednesday 26 May 2010
- New wife and mother Kendra Wilkinson sex tape stills and porn trailer
Monday 10 May 2010
- Wynonna Judd selling branded merchandise at Cracker Barrel
Thursday 29 April 2010
- Lindsay Lohan's career death rattle: Video of gun photo shoot
Tuesday 27 April 2010
- Pam Grier's unusual cocaine problem
Friday 23 April 2010
- Britney Spears' dad issues cease and desist on snappers Brit nipple shots
Wednesday 21 April 2010
- 'Kumar's' bogus 420 day in Washington D.C.
Monday 19 April 2010
- Danny DeVito and deadmau5, hanging out at Coachella
Sunday 18 April 2010
- George Lucas's Empire keeps giving back
- Betty White is a naked Hot Dog, meet her Monday April 19 at CityWalk
Thursday 15 April 2010
- The day love died: April 14, RIP Mel, Larry, Melissa, Oksana, Justin and Jessica
Monday 12 April 2010
- Heidi Montag's circus boobs are at the legal limit
Thursday 08 April 2010
- Tiki Barber takes cheater crown from Tiger and Jesse for 35th birthday
Thursday 01 April 2010
- Gloria Allred puts the hurt on cheaters' wallets, $10 million to Uchitel?
Wednesday 31 March 2010
- Jesse James heils a one-way ticket to rehab
Monday 29 March 2010
- Well played, alleged No. four Vanilla Gorilla gal, Gloria Allred strikes a deal
Friday 26 March 2010
- Sandra Bullock's friends speculate on her future actions
Wednesday 24 March 2010
- Jesse James' mistress opens floodgates, new women allegations
- Susan Powter wants Gabourey Sidibe to face 800 pound Gorilla in the room
Tuesday 23 March 2010
- Michelle McGee too angry for Angry White Girl clothes
- Joslyn James to tell everything, but since Elin and Tiger are back together, who cares?
Monday 22 March 2010
- Will Sandra Bullock go back to Jesse in a bid to save Sunny from Porn mom?
Sunday 21 March 2010
- Michelle McGee stripper videos surface from one week ago
Friday 19 March 2010
- Cinnabun keeps quitting Jesse James for a reason, alleged Nazi mistress 'mentally ill' says ex
Thursday 18 March 2010
- Jesse James deletes Twitter account and avoids press as speculation grows UPDATE
Monday 15 March 2010
- Alabama residents spot a leprechaun and tell the news about it
- Breast milk risotto brought to you by MomLogic
- Stay classy, Rielle Hunter and John Edwards
Thursday 11 March 2010
- Shushing someone sure fire way to get killed in Los Angeles
Wednesday 10 March 2010
- Robert Pattinson avoids female anatomy in latest interview
- Human cheese latest American culinary innovation
- Kathryn Bigelow gives hope to all fifty going on sixty-year old women
Tuesday 09 March 2010
- Lindsay Lohan should be thanking E-Trade
Sunday 07 March 2010
- Michael Lohan smoted by cardiac incident, on tabloid dad watch
Saturday 06 March 2010
- Even Rihanna cannot rock white pumps, video proof
- The Germans 'go there' with lazy Greece
Tuesday 02 March 2010
- Robert Pattinson video interview on talk of replacing Maguire in 'Spiderman'
- Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller liked company and party favors in the sack, allegedly
Friday 26 February 2010
- Koenig family devastated over son Andrew Koenig's death
- Lindsay Lohan has worrisome growth on her back
- 'Jersey Shore' Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is going to college
Saturday 20 February 2010
- Lil Wayne's cesspool choppers
Thursday 18 February 2010
- Simon Cowell pish poshes engagement rumors
- Elton John: Jesus was an intelligent gay man
Tuesday 16 February 2010
- Speidi milks Heidi's new breasts for all they are worth
Monday 15 February 2010
- The Trainwreck who cried Wolf: Tila Tequila 'miscarriage' and adoption looms
- Heidi Montag strips off again to show off new and improved 'assets'
- Porn star Joslyn James allegedly aborted Tiger's babies, new claims
- The Knack lead singer Doug Fieger dead at 57
Sunday 14 February 2010
- Rep. Nancy Elliott claims children taught anal sex lessons in NH schools
Tuesday 09 February 2010
- Rachel Uchitel talks about her Tiger and the tale
Monday 08 February 2010
- New Orleans' Saints cheered on by All-Star crowd, Jolie, Pitt, Kutcher and Betty White
Saturday 06 February 2010
- Snooki gives Philly the bird (video)
Friday 05 February 2010
- Michelle Obama and Kevin Federline: Being Fat Sucks
Wednesday 03 February 2010
- Ice skater Johnny Weir buckles to PETA and animal rights activists, no fur
- Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has 'very scary' Toyota Prius problems
- Mel Gibson versus local entertainment reporters: The LA and Chicago editions (videos)
- Katie Price and Alex Reid wed in Las Vegas
- Redmond O'Neal pens note from jail, now in rehab
Tuesday 02 February 2010
- Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor get gay in Par-ee
- Taylor Swift sings with Butch, and drops a Grammy (videos)
Monday 01 February 2010
- Ricky Gervais no fan of Chavs or stupid people procreating
- 'Fog of War' editor killed by thugs
- Lady Gaga and Sir Elton John show up the Grammys (video)
Sunday 31 January 2010
- ‘Coraline’ author Neil Gaiman speaks at UCLA on Feb. 4
- Miss Virginia crowned Miss America, meet Caressa Cameron, full clip round up
Saturday 30 January 2010
- Rip Torn goes gangster in Connecticut: Arrested
- Canine hero Coco the Chihuahua saves master from burning truck (video)
- Leonardo DiCaprio goes a little mental for Shutter island role
Friday 29 January 2010
- Another Dog rescued from icy water doom: Baltic bow wow (video)
- Argentina's president claims Bacon equals Boners
Thursday 28 January 2010
- Susan Boyle's brother fears for her life
- Breaking news: Farting Jessica Simpson in headlines again
Wednesday 27 January 2010
- Zelda Rubinstein has gone to the Light, dead at 76
- Tabloids make hay with possible Brad and Jen reunion angle
- Sheen's wife Brooke allegedly heads for rehab, ex wife Denise milks situation on TV
- Angelina Jolie and James Haven's video tribute to late mother Marcheline
