Adam Sandler, Ali Wentworth Interviews on Leno (VIDEOS)

 

Adam Sandler, Ali Wentworth Interviews on Leno (VIDEOS)

Tonight: Adam Sandler shares his kids’ advice for what Jay should do after the “Tonight Show”.

Later, Sandler turns the tables and interviews Jay with a series of hard-hitting questions.

Ali Wentworth reveals that she forgot to renew her kids’ passports on her family’s recent trip to Spain and then had to explain to her husband, ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos.

Sheryl Crow performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, JANUARY 21, 2013

PRESIDENT OBAMA GETTING SERIOUS ABOUT THIS NSA SPYING SCANDAL. HE TOLD THE NATION THAT THE NSA WILL NOT BE USED “FOR THE PURPOSE OF SUPPRESSING OR BURDENING CRITICISM OR DISSENT”.. THAT’S WHAT THE IRS IS FOR. THAT’S WHY WE HAVE THOSE PEOPLE. THAT’S THEIR JOB.

WE ARE SO LUCKY TO LIVE HERE IN CALIFORNIA; HUGE SNOWSTORM BACK EAST. ACTUALLY, GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE IS VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS WEATHER. WELL SURE, HE’S GOT SOMETHING ELSE TO BLAME THE ROAD CLOSURES ON. “SEE, IT’S NOT MY FAULT.”

A WOMAN IN VICTORVILLE, CALIFORNIA GAVE BIRTH TO A 15 POUND BABY BOY. FIFTEEN POUNDS! HERE’S HOW BIG THE KID WAS: WHEN HER WATER BROKE, FEMA SHOWED UP. FEMA ACTUALLY CAME…

NEW RESEARCH SUGGESTS THAT RED WINE AND CHOCOLATE COULD HELP TO PREVENT TYPE 2 DIABETES. THERE’S A DIET AMERICANS CAN STICK TO! “GIVE ME A NESTLES CRUNCH AND A BOTTLE OF BOONES FARM; I’M FIGHTING DIABETES.”

HERE’S A STORY…THIS WAS ALL OVER THE TODAY SHOW LAST WEEK. ACCORDING TO A REPORT IN THE BRITISH JOURNAL OF PSYCHIATRY, COMEDIANS OFTEN HAVE PSYCHOTIC PERSONALITY TRAITS. THEY SAID THESE PSYCHOTIC TRAITS TEND TO EMERGE RIGHT AFTER THEY’VE BEEN FIRED FROM THEIR JOB. THAT’S WHAT IT SAID. “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!”

“THE BACHELOR” STAR JUAN PABLO…YOU KNOW THAT GUY? HE’S IN A LITTLE BIT OF HOT WATER. HE SAYS GAYS ARE TOO PERVERTED TO BE ON THE SHOW. APPARENTLY, HE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN JUAN ON JUAN SEX.

KANYE WEST IS IN TROUBLE AFTER ALLEGEDLY ASSAULTING AN 18 YEAR OLD. YOU KNOW, IF KANYE IS GOING TO BEAT UP A TEENAGER COULDN’T IT BE JUSTIN BIEBER?

ACCORDING TO TMZ, JUSTIN SPENT $75,OOO AT A STRIP CLUB IN MIAMI. SEVENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS! AND THAT’S STILL LESS THAN HE SPENT ON EGGS LAST WEEK.